• Magical Defrost Tray

    Defrost your food in minutes. You don’t have to worry about waiting hours to eat food because with the Magical Defrost Tray your meat, poultry, and fish can be defrosted in MINUTES! Don’t be silly, defrost quickly.

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    $19.99

  • Don’t F*ck Up Table Coasters

    We know, you’re sick and tired of your stupid friends and guests ruining your tables. Get the Don’t Fuck Up The Table Coasters now so they know exactly who they are messing with when they put their drink on

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    $19.99

  • Donald Trump Chia Pet

    This Donald Trump Chia Pet can become YUUUUUGEEE if you grow it enough. We’ve got plenty of Chia Pets people, but believe me, this is the best Chia Pet.

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    $17.00

  • F*ck Off Desk Plate

    Do you want to show your employee’s who’s is really in charge here? The best way to do it is with this awesome F*ck off Desk Plate. This is a gold plated desk plate and it will shine in

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    $14.99

  • Booty O’s Cereal

    Booty O’s, they make sure YOU AIN’T BOOTY! Get your hands on the best cereal in the world made by your two time WWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONNNSSSSSSS!!!!!! Warning, this cereal will not help you wiggle your hips like

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    $27.99

  • Penis Enlargement Exercise

    They do say bigger is better, but we all know it’s not trueright? RIGHT??? Qhov tshij, if you want to get bigger where it counts then this might be the best Penis Enlargement tool you can find. Nta: EXERCISE YOUR

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    $99.99

  • Auto Safety Shutoff Outlet

    Tired of overcharging your phone or tablet? Tired of wasting electricity every month? Then there is nothing better for you than this Auto Safety Shutoff Outlet! Nta: Easy to set with one simple touch No dials to mess

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    $12.72

  • Chocolate Fondue Maker

    Chocolate fondue at home, is there anything better for chocolate lovers? With this Chocolate Fondue Maker you can indulge in chocolate everyday!   Nta: Chocolate fondue maker features melting and warming setting to perfectly melt your chocolate Serving

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    $24.95

  • Basketball Shot Tracker

    Want to be more like Steph Curry and Klay Thompson? If you want to join the NBA ranks and improve your 3 point shot to be better than it ever was then the Basketball Shot Tracker is the perfect

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    $115.76

  • NES Classic Mini

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    $59.99

  • CalmTheFuckDown Coloring Book

    Hey, CALM DOWN! If you’re having a hard time doing that, then the Calm the Fuck Down Coloring Book will not only help you relieve stress, but also help provide you with a boost to your artistic skills.  …

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    $8.99

  • Beard Grow XL

    Are you tired of having a patchy beard? Is it the hardest thing in the world for you to even grow a beard at all? With Beard Grow XL you can start seeing real results to your mane!  …

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    $79.99

  • Pokemon Poke-ball Grinder

    Want to smoke the very best, like no one ever could? Qhov tshij, to smoke them all and to your highest potential, this Pokemon Poke-ball grinder will help achieve that goal.   Nta: Pokemon Poke-ball Grinder 40mm (1.5″)  …

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    $10.99

  • How to Live with a Big Penis

    It’s a problem many men face. Here is a self-help book to help with your BIG problem. Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the

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    $11.66

  • Relieve Stress w/ Fidget Cube

    Are you tired of being nervous? Want to relieve your stress without having to chew your nails or pull out your hair? Then the Fidget Cube is perfect for you. Nta: Material:High Quality Plastic An unusually addicting, high-quality

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    $13.00

  • Sock Panda

    Sock Panda is a monthly subscription that sends amazing socks to your door each month. Socks with attention getting designs sure to start a conversation. Made from high quality Peruvian cotton that will last a long time without wearing

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    $19.99

  • AirJamzReal Air GuitarApp

    AirJamz is an app-enabled device that you can play ACTUAL “air guitar” with. This Bluetooth-powered guitar pick makes everyone musical. Just imagine if you could play a guitar riff, a chord, drum beat, keyboard or a cool sound effect

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    $49.99

  • Jamstik Portable Smart Guitar

    The jamstik+ (www.jamstik.com) is a digital SmartGuitar with real strings and real frets. It is modeled by music professionals after the neck of a real electric guitar. It connects wirelessly to iPad® iPhone® Android and Mac® and works with

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    $299.99

  • Razer Custom Lighting Hard Mousepad

    Want to continue to light up your gaming room and your gaming setup with even more color effects? For ultimate tracking and color changing experience there is nothing better than the Razer Chroma Lighting Mousepad! In order to achieve

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    $49.99

  • Color Changing Razer Mamba Gaming Mouse

    Want to game just like the pro’s while lighting up your room like the christmas tree? Well there is no better way to go then with the Razer Wireless Mamba Gaming Mouse. The world’s most precise gaming mouse sensor

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    $141.99

  • Over the Line Board Game

    Over The Line is the ultimate party game that is a combination of Charades and Pictionary but all of the words are based upon pop culture, race, religion, sex, and bodily fluids. Get with your friends and family and

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    $24.95

  • Clutch Chairz Throttle Series Gaming Chair

    Clutch Chairz is the ultimate gaming chair and modern office chair. If you want to upgrade your chair you must get a Clutch Chair! Ergonomic DesignBolstered sides, oversized lumbar support & 4D armrests Heavy duty aluminium base

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    $469.99

  • Wake & Bake Coffee Mug

    Who doesn’t love the classic Wake & Bake? If you want to Wake & Bake properly then you must purchase this Wake & Bake Mug. Start your morning off right with the most important bowls. Durable Ceramic Dishwasher Safe Microwave

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    $49.95

  • Yomo Sushi Maker to Make Sushi at Home

    Have you ever wanted to make sushi at home but have had a difficult time doing so because you haven’t been able to properly roll your sushi the way your favorite restaurant does? With the Yomo Sushi Maker you will never

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    $69.99